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Apparently I have been very busy

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Yes, not only have I found time to launch my redesign, I’m apparently causing large amounts of chaos in other parts of the world. I was sent this list of news headlines by either my Mum or my Brother…I don’t know which since they both use the same email address.

  • Category 4 Dean slams Jamaica
  • Shuttle coming home day early as Dean nears
  • Curfew As ‘Monster’ Dean Hits Jamaica
  • Endeavour undocks ISS amid Dean fears
  • Texans brace for Dean’s arrival
  • Texans Take Precautions As Dean Nears
  • Tourists flee Cancun as Mexico declares hurricane watch for Dean
  • ‘Dean’ puts events on hold
  • Preparing for Dean…Texas evacuations…Flood rescues in Oklahoma …
  • DEAN CRASHES IN
  • Dean heads for Jamaica…Shuttle heading home…
  • Dean blows toward Jamaica…Mine safety questioned..Deadly heat …
  • DEAN’S COMING! Jamaica braces for hurricane hit
  • Dean to gain strength…Miners’ families angry…Jet bursts into …
  • Jamaica socked by Dean…Bleak outlook for miners…Carbon …
  • Dean sparks panic buying
  • Heavy rains in Chicago as Dean approaches NE Mexico
  • Storm Chasers in Training Watch Dean
  • Red Cross Crews Prepare for Dean
  • Local groups to bring supplies, hope to Dean victims
  • Dean, please, life is rough
  • State scales back Dean monitoring efforts
  • Louisiana residents, officials keep watch on Dean
  • Local Jamaicans Watch, Wait & Worry About Dean
  • Leader warns to ‘brace for direct hit’ from Dean
  • Red Cross volunteers ready to help if Dean strikes
  • Dean heading for Jamaica, Cayman Islands
  • Barbour, Emergency Response Officials Readying For Dean, Just In Case
  • Mississippi residents urged to prepare for Dean
  • From San Diego To help With Dean

Oh noes! I haz been causing chaos. I iz sorry

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